#21st-slugger-conf

> with Mornik's abs suckers, he's my confessional.
> Why the fuck, if you give me the lesson,
> I know the better by Tamia Paula,
> is my fucking introduction song.
> That song is fucking shit.
> Why can you give me a real fucking song
> like Blood and Thunder by Mastodon
> or Blood and Thunder by Mastodon?
> Now that's a kick ass song you caxucker.
> How dare you disrespect Slogan's name like that.
> Slogan don't like Tamia Paula.
> Slogan like Mastodon.
-# 4.491 (31.880)

> Wake up, pack suckers, scriptie.
> That's not what I fucking said at all.
> You got that shit so fucking wrong, scriptie.
> I'm gonna pick your ass, scriptie, fucking cock sucka.
-# 1.680 (12.960)

> and if that was a little close to cut fucker but not quite pretty, I'm gonna fucking kill you pretty fuck fucker.
-# 1.029 (9.160)

# ‼️ | _CONF QUESTIONS [Ep. 1]_
> Hey <@&1414008636451197038>! Your favorite host here with some confessional questions. If you could reply to these questions with your honest thoughts, it would be greatly appreciated!
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_1.)_ | What brought you here to play Fiovivor? What's your goal for the season, and how do you plan on achieving it?
_2.)_ | You've been here for about ten hours and Day 1 is coming to a close. How's the vibe so far, what are your first impressions of people so far?
_3.)_ | If you would be so inclined to share, who is your partner in this game and how do you anticipate the season will play out for you guys? Do you anticipate some good chemistry or things to be a bit more on the messy side?
_4.)_ | What are your thoughts on the twists and first Immunity Challenge? Would you consider Sandbagging, or perhaps you have plans to get yourself or an ally sent to Rehab to skip Tribal Council?
_5.)_ | Trust rankings of your tribe perchance? Or perhaps any other comments of notability? :3
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> No fucking way they mean it with goddamn no pet text file.
> I'm gonna go back to watching the packers and shaggle bears game.
> Just fuck off my cheesehead.
-# 1.826 (10.660)

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# EPISODE TWO
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> What's up, Caxuckus?
> Why is Cameron asking to be eliminated?
> Makes no sense to me.
-# 3.178 (10.720)

fire confessional slugger

submit votes in subs for future reference king

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# EPISODE THREE
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I need to explain this, why does this show up when I search up view?
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What happens if everyone compete in Sandman's?
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<@586877333248540676>

i will explain

let me finish comp results

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Can I get, can I give my immunity to someone else, Theo?
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<@586877333248540676>

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I'm the enemy of Israel
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I also vote ex-soul to go to rehab.
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What happens if my partner gets eliminated? Do I get like a disadvantage?
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Also, what's up cocksuckers, it's Slugger here, it's time for my confessional. That challenge fucking sucked. I'm glad all of us could bond over the fact that that challenge sucked. I feel like most people on my team are kinda staying by, I don't know the word for it except for Gray. I feel like Gray is one of the few people that are actually making moves. Sorry, I can't talk anymore, the Hardcreator's Game is starting.
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no LOL

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# EPISODE FOUR
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# ‼️ 🚔 🚨 SWAP CONFESSIONAL QUESTIONS (EP. 4) <:bojack_boom:1444873315511697532>
1.) | YOU officially made the swap! How are you feeling about your new tribe? (If you’re Layton, then what tribe do you want to be on?) <:bojack_nice:1444873364060639272>
2.) We’ve seen players from duos get slimed already. Do you think you’ve sleuthed out who the duos are? What’s your strategy whether your duo is in the game or not? <:bojack_chillin:1444873342225219685>
3.) Which player or host would you permanently send to rehab if you could? <:bojack_gasp:1444873433551863892>
4.) Drop a trust rankings PRETTY PLEASE. <:cameron:1460889883928301716> 🥺
5.) Compose a nightmare blunt rotation tribe of 6 consisting of anybody ever in existence. The best answer gets to add a custom emoji to the server! <:bubububub:1430750682419302400>

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My new scribe, it's okay. There's some people I like and some people I'm not too familiar with I Can't say too much because it's a little too early I do like Riley and sin
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And I'll say I like how they're still all in my the same tribe as me I feel like I made pretty good relationships to them cocksucker. Okay, wake up cocksucker stop the question, too
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I'm gonna be honest, for duos, I don't really give a shit. I couldn't give two shits about whose duo is who. My strategy with my duo in the game, I don't even know what duos, what they do to be honest besides just having an ally. My duo is still in the game, so I'm gonna be honest, I'm not too worried about the duos.
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If duos are on the same tribe, I feel like Sin and Virgo might be a duo, but that's just a little thought.
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I would send FishPorg to rehab if I could because FishPorg does not like me. I don't get why FishPorg doesn't like me.
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first rankings favor aliens then i can force you know i can force them i feel because they were on my tribe they know what slugger's all about i feel like quaz i can get quaz and maybe matthew on my side all the other guys i'm not too trusting of sin actually might be a little lower than the other guys because of how much he's working with virgo now i feel like virgo's the least virgo's the least loyal virgo has disrespected sluggers name we have that's why i'm trying to give virgo out because the fucking disrespect this bitch has the fucking disrespect that virgo that's a slight to me she slighted me and my whole fucking family by calling me a dick rider you know called the sluggers dick riders that's how you get fucking killed but me i'm not the killing type so that's why i strategically voted her out
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Nightmare Blunt Rotation, I'm going to say it's all clones, six clones of speed, no wait, five clones of speed, and XO.
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!parchment

Your parchment can be found [here!](https://discord.com/channels/1413999322676203602/1458584187526185042/1459674596608577620)

vote in subs napo

oh you got it

LOL

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I got hit with a fucking I hate straight white man
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Virgo blocked me. Virgo fucking blocked me. This is no fucking...
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oh my god I swear if this fucking works I'm gonna feel so bad but it's kind of funny all I gotta say is my name is Napa when slugger slugger is really adamant I'm getting Virgo out it's not about the challenge it's about the respect
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I just realized Salamence and Mateo are the same person. I forgot Mateo was my partner.
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get sluggered lmao

i may be eliminated but at least i didnt get mad at slugger

<@374099594016980997> so do i get any spectator perms at all or am i cooked

you should have them now

<:bubububub:1430750682419302400>

bro lives in ontario

i literally dont

im pst bro

meant to say this at some point before but it was nice having you on slugger i loved your bit this season LOL

thanks for playing

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Thanks.
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I want corny the win
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Listen Listen, I told you guys that this season was gonna get really depressing and everyone's gonna be sad I fucking predicted it. So all the slugger fucking predicted everything my son is the fucking Messiah
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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I changed my mind. Cock suckers. I want, I want Katie to win.
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Can we get like your ranking on like who you most want to win versus who you least want to win?
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